Wednesday, January 30, 2008

CRAIGLIST FINDINGS

as a few of you know I love reading craigslist personals, and usually they are pretty lame and nothing worth mentioning but TODAY definitely got my attention.... HERE's what I found


Looking for a sexy man 18-29 to practice my technique on. - w4m


Reply to:
Date: 2008-01-29, 6:44PM EST

Something to fantasize about and totally not spam and no cost:

I'm in Bloomington, IN and available for fun. Email me when you're ready for action.

If you require any type of coddling, coaxing, proving this and that, a chit-chat prelude or a plethra of email exchanges before deciding to come to visit....I'm not your gal.
Please understand that I haven't the time for such interaction. Kindly re-read my post and hit me back when you're ready for action. Email your pic and let's meet here in Bloomington and see what happens. Check out my pics, they're all me.

My Ideal Person:

I like muscles, and hairy chest, goatee, tattoos but they aren't necessary. I do like my man to be in good shape to keep up with me. hehe Please be 18-28 and...
IN GREAT PHYSICAL SHAPE.

I want a guy that is smart enough to stay in shape with muscles rippling here and there. (not too smart though, dumb is okay) hehehe I'm a sucker for muscles, tattoo's and goatee's, but they're not all necessary.

Contact me if you plan to be in Bloomington, Indiana within the week. I'd be happy to meet you at my place. wink-wink

It's okay if you don't have a huge one. :) I'm drug and disease free and seeking the same.

VERY IMPORTANT: I'm not into "cyber" or online chatting and trading emails back and forth in an effort to "get to know" someone beforehand. This is moot since people can and do say anything in emails. Only interested in meeting for real. All requests for photos and "tell me about yourself" messages will be deleted. Sorry but I have neither the time, nor the desire to deal with such nuisances. Not looking for romance, only fun. :) And only with a man that is IN SHAPE and drug and disease free. If that's you, hit me up with when you're coming to Bloomington, IN and we'll get together.

I hope to see you very soon. Don't forget to include your sexxxiest photo. To avoid spam I will not respond to emails without a photo attached. Please do not ask me for more photos or email BS bantering back and forth, here are 3 pics of me.

I sometimes only check my email once a week so please be patient if I don't get right back to ya, especially if you don't fit the description of what I'm looking for. wink-wink

Thanks for looking.

KISSES


Ok well there a few skantily clad pics at the bottom of the page nothing too off the wall, but I don't feel like posting borderline porn BUT it gets MUCH BETTER!!!!

What follows is the response to this ad.


RE: Looking for a sexy man 18-29 to practice my technique on. - w4m - w4m


Reply to:
Date: 2008-01-30, 4:35PM EST


One thing that is not mentioned is that the poster is a shemale
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO WAY NO WAY... HOW DID this person find out? that's the question of the night








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